February 2012
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this actually, literally happened
Me: Have you finished the hunger games?
Random girl in my class: Nope I stopped at the 5th chapter. It was crap and I couldn't get into it.
Me: I will stab you eyes out with my mockingjay pin while you sleep.
Random girl in my class: What?
Me: Nothing...just planning how to contact Clove to throw a knife at your face.
Random girl in my class: You did say something!
Me: No...just that I'm going to hire gamemakers to kill you.
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Give Me Love | Ed Sheeran
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friend: you use the term lightly you don't actually 'love' them they're on the internet
me: no I don't think you understand
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Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
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I have this phenomenally horrible habit of staying up way too late and then complaining about how tired I am the next day and then proceeding to not go to bed early the next night.
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what if you had never joined tumblr
think about that
think of all the people you’d never have met
think of all the shows and movies you’d never have watched
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Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love The Hunger Games!
Me:
Fan:
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Fan: Hello? Well I know you've been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I've been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I'll just-
Me: I'VE DONE MY WAITING.
Fan: Wha-
Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
Fan: But it hasn't even been ou-
Me: IN AZKABAN.
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“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via thewicked-eternity)
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Reblog if you've ever felt personally victimized...
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everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
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paulwes:
-canning replied to your post: Ich bin auch deutsch :) Aber wieso unglücklicherweise? Gut, irgendwie kann ich es mir schon denken…
GERMANY SUX.
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how do i get someone to fall in love with me
where’s the tutorial
what’s the html code
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If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's day...
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prongsifyme:
How did people express themselves before the expression “ajkdlfjdklafd” came around?
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after 10 years
my child: mommy, daddy how did you guys meet?
my husband: your mom liked my photo and i knew she was dtf
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Hello. My name is Obsessive Fangirl. You insult my OTP. Prepare to die.
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My boyfriend and I are doing the cutest thing for...
I’m going to watch him on tv and he’s going to continue to pretend like he doesn’t know me.
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me: will you be my valentine
fictional character:
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me: its okay take your time
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That awkward moment when you are the most stupid...
salvacest:
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Teacher: Please write down a famous quote that you know and who wrote it.
Me: "It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop." - Confucius.
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everyone: he's just an actor
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
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